Yikes it's Saturday already

... and nope, haven't started my diet.

Chef came home from work and asked me for my shopping list, but I had forgotten all about it. I just told him to pick up veggies and some fruit ... whatever he wanted until I could get my noodle together. Noodle - haha - food analogies

What did I eat yesterday?

hmmm

coffee of course

hmmm

oh ya, I found a box of mac & cheese at the back of the pantry - gag me - but I ate it anyway ... without milk or butter. I used olive oil and sour cream - lol - GAG!

I also found a bag of powdered milk but gave that about 2 seconds thought. It is now shoved further back in the pantry.

There was a pork roast thawing in the fridge so I threw that into the oven & put the timer on for an hour. Not sure what I expected to find after an hour, but that seemed safe. Well, I took the lid off and it looked pretty anaemic, so timed it for another 45 minutes to char the sucker and crossed my fingers.

Spied a couple of sweet potatoes and thought we could eat that if chef cooked them.

So Chef comes home with

beer

bran muffins – bread – flat bread - mixed fruit plate – bananas – grapes - milk – block of cheese – fixin’s for fajitas – peppercorns - box of diet cola, and a jug of water.

no vegetables

So I wound up eating 4 muffins and then a pork sandwich for a midnight snack.

I don’t like pork.

... unless it is bacon (which I just sniff cuz I can’t chew it anymore whaaaaaaaaaaa)

In summary, yesterday's haul

- coffee, black x 4

- crap dinner x I wish I hadn’t

- muffins x 4 (liar! it was 5 ... with butter)

- pork sandwich

Today I am restless and it is really crappy outside.

Someone rang my doorbell (no one ever comes here!) – I didn’t answer it cuz my teeth were in the other room so I let the dog scream at them until they went away.

I tried finishing Chef’s work, but I stare at the computer and blank out. I think I am down a quart of cookies or something ... just can’t get my poop in a group.

I found some pictures of fat people on the net. Poor Kirsty. lol

Speaking of poop. Damned muffins from yesterday did nothing for me!! I can just feel every molecule of fat and sugar gluing to my insides ... instead of making life easier for me ... so to speak.

So Chef called and I told him I am in a rut ... he suggested I just kick back with a good book and a beer.

Oh good. Now I don’t feel guilty about laying about with my book and the 2 beers I already had.

so tally for today – so far

coffee with milk x 1 1/2 (too lazy to make a fresh pot)

TWO pork sandwiches

banana

2 1/2 beer = feel sleepy

It’s 5 now and Chef is home at 6:30 ... so I figure I can read until 5:30 and then get into a mad sweat and do housework for an hour.

and then figure out what to eat.

I hope that book comes soon :)

I wish I could blame this on my mother!